Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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