first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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