your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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