You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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