her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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