i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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