can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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