Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When are your genitals available?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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