woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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