She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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