Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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