i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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