you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just high enough for therapy.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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