I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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