I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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