Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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