whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I need a beard to bite.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
