Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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