I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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