This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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