You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Is her dick bigger than yours?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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