She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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