Nicole vs. Life
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
