I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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