haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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