i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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