yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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