i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
