whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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