i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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