Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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