we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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