I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
No subtext here. People are naked.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
