HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Randomize