i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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