dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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