I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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