Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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