i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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