I hate your face
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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