I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
And then my night got REAL pukey
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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