hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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