the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
