oh god the rape fog is back!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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