I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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