I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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