The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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