How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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