Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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