do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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